This post first published on October 2, 2011.
Author: Libbra Bray
Published: May 2011
Publisher: Scholastic Press
390 pages (hardcover)
Some of my friends may know that I am pretty anti-beauty-pageant. So
it may come as a surprise that I decided to go and read a book about,
well, beauty pageants. The synopsis said that the book was about a group
of beauty queens who find themselves trapped on a deserted island and
must use their beauty supplies, equipment and knowledge to survive until
rescue. I actually found the idea pretty interesting, which is why I
decided to put it in my “Want To Read” list (and consequently, my sister
got it for me).
Fifty Miss Teen Dream beauty pageants are traveling on a plane to a
beach area to take some promotional pictures. Unfortunately, the plane
crash lands on a deserted island, killing nearly everyone, except for
thirteen beauty queens (I believe it was thirteen — it started with
twelve, but then they found one more survivor). With only themselves to
depend on, the Miss Teen Dreamers attempt to organize themselves and
think of ingenious ways of survival.
Meanwhile, on the same island, the Corporation is aware the Teen
Dreamers have crash landed on the island. This is not part of their
plan, however, they plot a way to weave the bright and beautiful young
ladies of America into their plan for world domination …
I walked into this story expecting a chick-lit type book. I won’t
argue if you want to categorize this book as such, but it is also a lot
more than that. This book, to me, is a completely hilarious satire of
American culture and lifestyle (or, more broadly, North American).
The way many of the girls hold the beauty pageant in their minds
shows how much emphasis everyone puts on appearances. The way the entire
book is written with (fake) product placements shows how much
corporations are taking over (for example, if I remember correctly, one
of the characters comment on how a natural clay she finds on the island
makes a great moisturizer. It was followed by a superscript, and in the
footnotes, an “advertisement” for a Corporation product: “For skin
that’s silky smooth, try The Corporation’s Pore It On mask.” There were
also references towards celebrities, TV shows (ex. Jersey Shore),
Facebook, a variety of beauty products with silly names like
Tan-So-Right. There were the beauty pageant application pages submitted
by each contestant, with footnotes from The Corporation censoring
certain parts or hinting that said contestant should change some of her
words so that they are more Corporation friendly. And then there were
the “commercial breaks”, which were my favourite: just straight-up
silly, blatant satire of commercials and American lifestyle, telling you
what you want, because the Corporation knows best.
There were all kinds of characters, and they were mostly
one-dimensional, but given the nature of the book and the cartoon-y
effect it was going for, there really was no need for “deep” characters
at all. While there were some of the stereotypical “dumb blonde” type of
beauty queen, I also encountered many different social issues that the
characters explored in this story. We have some girls who are in the
pageant because that is all they know how to do, and they are extremely
determined to win. We have girls who are in the pageant only to win
scholarship money to go to college. We have a Black girl and an Indian
girl, who both know the odds are stacked against them because it is
unspoken that there can only be one non-White beauty queen in the final
round (racial issues). We even have an undercover feminist journalist
who is trying to expose the beauty pageant world for what it “really
is”. I know she may seem like the “beacon of hope” in a story such as
this, but even she has her problems, because she’s the type of feminist
who decries make-up and dressing up and fails to realize that sometimes,
a girl just wants to pretty herself up, not necessarily for the sake of
a boy.
This was a very fun book to read and I enjoyed it immensely. It
really is laugh out loud funny and it was incredibly thrilling trying to
catch all the pop culture references.
While I found the beginning of the book quite addictive, I found the
last third of the book a bit eye-roll-worthy. I think the book crossed
the line between satire and plain ridiculousness. The ending of the book
was just a bit too cartoon-like, if you know what I mean. For example,
the Corporation hanging its captives over a tank of piranha fish and
slowly lowering them in head first. I also wasn’t too crazy about the
shipful of hot boy (actor) pirates who randomly crash land on the
deserted island, and naturally, InstaLove was abound. Granted, it was
satire and meant to be humourous, so I didn’t expect any deep meaningful
relationships but … come on, really?
Despite my complaint about the ending, I think all in all, this was a
great story and it was really addicting to read. Even if you don’t
catch all the references or understand the satire going on in the
background, I think anyone can enjoy this book and take something away
from it.
My Rating: 4/5
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